Tuesday, 24 May 2016

Sex in Heaven.

I prayed long and hard about gay sex on earth.

And I was rewarded with the answer that it was O.K. with God.

But "whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven."  Matthew 16:19b (NRSV)

Could there be gay sex in heaven?

To my surprise God suggested that there is.

So to those who worship Satan and want to go to hell because that's where all the sex is, you don't need to, you can have sex and still go to heaven.  You can even have sex when you get there.

So the whole raison d'etre of Satanism is subverted.

God's reconciling Love is extended even to His enemies.

And He who is forgiven much will love much.

[Scripture quotations (marked NRSV) are taken from the New Revised Standard Version Bible, copyright 1989 by the Division of Christian Education of the National Council of the Churches of Christ in the U.S.A., and are used by permission.  All rights reserved.]

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